As a Foster Mark I am sworn to: take care of my adopted wrestlers, to clean up after them after they blade in the ring, to stitch up any head wounds they may suffer from steel cage doors hurting their poor heads, to pick up stray splinters from their wood, to help them in and and out of that oh so tight spandex, to supply them with steel chairs, to teach them to blow dry their hair, to feed them Chef-Boy-Ardee overstuffed ravioli (so they stay Mmm...beefy) and to never let their dye job get too noticable.
Christian
Chris Jericho
Road Dogg
Edge
Droz
Shawn Michaels
Head
Triple H
Jeff Hardy
Kane
The Rock
Mr. Socko
Test
Stone Cold
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